02-07-2022, 10:42 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-07-2022, 10:47 AM by TubaDeus. Edited 1 time in total.)
Did you ever hear the tragedy of LaQuacketron Duckmarriot the bot? I thought not. It's not a story the Head Office would tell you. LaQuacketron Duckmarriot was a linebacker bot for the Minnesota Grey Ducks, so powerful and so wise he could use the Sim to influence the code to create stats. He had such a knowledge of the dark side of the Sim that he could even keep his stats from dying. The Sim is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his stat abusing power. Which, eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice, LaQuacketron Duckmarriot II, everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in the offseason. Ironic. He could save his stats against human players, but not other bots.
But seriously, any time a max earner is routinely outproduced by a 50 TPE bot, I think that bot deserves some recognition.
I'm not bitter.
But seriously, any time a max earner is routinely outproduced by a 50 TPE bot, I think that bot deserves some recognition.
I'm not bitter.