Hey Boo Boo! Come into the cave! I got something to show you!
Sure Yogi, what is- oh wow. What is all this Yogi?
This Boo Boo is our ticket to the good life! Have you ever heard of crypto?
Crpyto? Yogi, where did you get all this?
Don’t worry about that! What’s important is that this will make us a whole lot of money!
But how?
I’m glad you asked my friend! You see, I’ve created an online currency called piciniccoin. Then, I get Logan Paul to promote it. And as soon as the coin is worth a lot, I sell everything!
So everyone makes money? Even the investors?
There’s always collateral Boo Boo
There you are Yogi, I was wondering where - Jeezle Pete’s Yogi, are you running a crypto scam in here?!
I’m smarter than the average investor!
Well, since you’re using the park’s power, that money belongs to the park
The government won’t see a penny of my money! Boo Boo, get out of here!
O-okay Yogi
Well Yogi, what’s it gonna be?
Well Ranger Smith, when you get to Hell, tell em Yogi sent ya!
Sure Yogi, what is- oh wow. What is all this Yogi?
This Boo Boo is our ticket to the good life! Have you ever heard of crypto?
Crpyto? Yogi, where did you get all this?
Don’t worry about that! What’s important is that this will make us a whole lot of money!
But how?
I’m glad you asked my friend! You see, I’ve created an online currency called piciniccoin. Then, I get Logan Paul to promote it. And as soon as the coin is worth a lot, I sell everything!
So everyone makes money? Even the investors?
There’s always collateral Boo Boo
There you are Yogi, I was wondering where - Jeezle Pete’s Yogi, are you running a crypto scam in here?!
I’m smarter than the average investor!
Well, since you’re using the park’s power, that money belongs to the park
The government won’t see a penny of my money! Boo Boo, get out of here!
O-okay Yogi
Well Yogi, what’s it gonna be?
Well Ranger Smith, when you get to Hell, tell em Yogi sent ya!