16. This task is exclusive to recreate/non-recreate rookies of the S34 class and later. The season is over and the draft is coming up. What do you bring to a team, and why should a team choose to take a chance on you next season?
As a user, what I bring to a team is a solid earner who isn't going to go IA for any particular week unless something comes up, even if I'm not really active with in the locker room. As for Erwin Kemp the player, Kemp will bring a solid set of hands, and I'm not scared of sacrificing yards if it means keeping the drive alive as last ditch safety blanket for the QB. Ego won't be that big of an issue as I won't demand I have the ball in my hands and get my touches, as I'm not afraid to take a step back and let players who are performing better than I am and let them lead us to greatness. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm willing to stay around if I feel like the team's not going into a direction I agree with, though if the team proves it has a plan and sticks with it, I'll be loyal almost to a fault.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
Let's be honest with ourselves, concerts can be extremely boring, and nine times out of ten, they aren't even all that exciting or they artists just don't seem all that interested, so why not bring to the championship game a hilarious half time classic, the Pee-Wee vs. Mascots game. Nothing's more entertaining than adults who never made into the league dressing up in fursuits and taking out their repressed anger out on kids who probably aren't even old enough to have a great grasp on the rules of football. And if the halftime football game isn't long enough, we can just take a page out of the NBA's or College Football's books and let fans embarrass themselves by showing they're lack of athletic ability or brain power by having them try to kick a field goal, throw a football into a bucket, or play some good old fashion tic tac toe for various prizes.
28. Choose one existing award. Tell us why you think a certain player should win that award this season. Stats, or anything else possible should be used to support your case.
The award I'll be talking about is the Developmental Simulation Football League Offensive Rookie of they Year, which I think has one person who is far and away the favorite to win it, and that's wide receiver Louis Blondin of the London Royals. London may not have done too well this season, as the missed the playoffs, but Blondin proved that he has the makings of a future star. He was second in the league in receptions (1st among rookies), 3rd in the league in receiving yards (1st among rookies), and led all receivers in touchdowns. The only other player that I think may come close is running back Michaelangleo McTurtle of the Tijuana Luchadores, but even then I don't think McTurtle has that much of a chance, as even though he had a good rookie season, he didn't lead the league in any rushing category and wasn't overly dominant in comparison to other rookie running backs.
29. Awards have been a subject of controversy for a while in the league. Tell us your ideas on how awards process can be fixed.
I'm going to be upfront and say that I don't really know much about the awards process as a whole and I don't think there's a universal solution that'll make everyone, heck even a vast majority of people happy. The one big thing I'd propose is that they bring the points system back, as I feel like there isn't much point in voting for 2nd and 3rd place on awards for "bragging rights." The biggest issue with the points system is that you can theoretically predict where other people are going to vote and "rig" the vote in a way where a "less deserving" player wins because they so happened to get more points than another player despite not getting any 1st place votes, but I don't really know how often that happened with the old points system, or how often it would happen in the future if it were to make a "triumphant" return.
As a user, what I bring to a team is a solid earner who isn't going to go IA for any particular week unless something comes up, even if I'm not really active with in the locker room. As for Erwin Kemp the player, Kemp will bring a solid set of hands, and I'm not scared of sacrificing yards if it means keeping the drive alive as last ditch safety blanket for the QB. Ego won't be that big of an issue as I won't demand I have the ball in my hands and get my touches, as I'm not afraid to take a step back and let players who are performing better than I am and let them lead us to greatness. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm willing to stay around if I feel like the team's not going into a direction I agree with, though if the team proves it has a plan and sticks with it, I'll be loyal almost to a fault.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
Let's be honest with ourselves, concerts can be extremely boring, and nine times out of ten, they aren't even all that exciting or they artists just don't seem all that interested, so why not bring to the championship game a hilarious half time classic, the Pee-Wee vs. Mascots game. Nothing's more entertaining than adults who never made into the league dressing up in fursuits and taking out their repressed anger out on kids who probably aren't even old enough to have a great grasp on the rules of football. And if the halftime football game isn't long enough, we can just take a page out of the NBA's or College Football's books and let fans embarrass themselves by showing they're lack of athletic ability or brain power by having them try to kick a field goal, throw a football into a bucket, or play some good old fashion tic tac toe for various prizes.
28. Choose one existing award. Tell us why you think a certain player should win that award this season. Stats, or anything else possible should be used to support your case.
The award I'll be talking about is the Developmental Simulation Football League Offensive Rookie of they Year, which I think has one person who is far and away the favorite to win it, and that's wide receiver Louis Blondin of the London Royals. London may not have done too well this season, as the missed the playoffs, but Blondin proved that he has the makings of a future star. He was second in the league in receptions (1st among rookies), 3rd in the league in receiving yards (1st among rookies), and led all receivers in touchdowns. The only other player that I think may come close is running back Michaelangleo McTurtle of the Tijuana Luchadores, but even then I don't think McTurtle has that much of a chance, as even though he had a good rookie season, he didn't lead the league in any rushing category and wasn't overly dominant in comparison to other rookie running backs.
29. Awards have been a subject of controversy for a while in the league. Tell us your ideas on how awards process can be fixed.
I'm going to be upfront and say that I don't really know much about the awards process as a whole and I don't think there's a universal solution that'll make everyone, heck even a vast majority of people happy. The one big thing I'd propose is that they bring the points system back, as I feel like there isn't much point in voting for 2nd and 3rd place on awards for "bragging rights." The biggest issue with the points system is that you can theoretically predict where other people are going to vote and "rig" the vote in a way where a "less deserving" player wins because they so happened to get more points than another player despite not getting any 1st place votes, but I don't really know how often that happened with the old points system, or how often it would happen in the future if it were to make a "triumphant" return.