19. After Zephyrs one season run of Zephyr and Pasta, he needed a new show to keep his name out there. The network finally liked the idea of Zephyr’s Kitchen Showdown. In this show contestants will compete for a cash prize as one player each week gets eliminated. It’s a standard cooking show with one big twist. The judges are Zephyr and Pasta the Turtle @visceralpotamus . So as contestants race against time and compete with each other in challenging tasks they must also account for the tastes of a wolf and a turtle. Zephyr likes he meat on the raw side and without vegetables. Pasta however loves all kinds of mosses and grasses. Plus Pasta eats bugs, grubs, and fish. While Zephyr loves deer, moose, and elk. Contestants will need to find a balance between the two preferences all while Pasta and Zephyr change the rules and yell at them over unimportant things. You know because we are fancy chefs and they are expendable peons. After the winner is named they receive their cash prize of $50,000 and a chance at becoming one of our personal chefs.
22. Zephyr has been put in charge of the ultimus halftime show. Zephyr isn’t playing in the ultimus this season so he has plenty of time to get entertainment ready. Zephyr spares no expense for this show. Calling in some distant relatives and old friends. The show will open with Asha the Alaskan white wolf and here band the wolfets. While they don’t speak human words the depth of their howls tells the most emotional story. While they are preforming the field will fill with dancing animals from wovles to squirrels. Zephyr knows a lot of animals looking to get their big break and a Ultimus halftime show is the perfect place for them to strut their stuff. As the wolves finish their final number the animals scatter as Dominik the black bear makes his entrance. Dominik plays the piano and puts the finishing touches on this halftime show. With the wolves backing him up of course. He plays an stunning I will survive on the piano leaving the crowd speechless and teary eyed.
26. Zephyrs experience with football has always made him wonder about certain rules. The first rule zephyr would change is the foul he takes every game for marking his endzone. Its his endzone and if he wants to make it that’s his business. Not to mention its all grass and what else is grass for. The second rule Zephyr wants changed is the biting rule. Sure he gets away with nips here and there but whats the point of having teeth if you aren’t using them to take down the quarterback. Its not like they don’t have pads on the protect them. Without hands it makes getting sacks that much harder. He just wants to let players know they could have gotten it a lot worse when Zephyr makes a tackle. The last rule Zephyr wants changed is when you catch a ball but your teeth pop it the ball is considered down. Zephyr doesn’t catch many balls but the few times he has he usually pops them. Teeth pop balls. Let him run with a flat ball. They let Tom Brady throw flat balls so why can’t Zephyr run with one.
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22. Zephyr has been put in charge of the ultimus halftime show. Zephyr isn’t playing in the ultimus this season so he has plenty of time to get entertainment ready. Zephyr spares no expense for this show. Calling in some distant relatives and old friends. The show will open with Asha the Alaskan white wolf and here band the wolfets. While they don’t speak human words the depth of their howls tells the most emotional story. While they are preforming the field will fill with dancing animals from wovles to squirrels. Zephyr knows a lot of animals looking to get their big break and a Ultimus halftime show is the perfect place for them to strut their stuff. As the wolves finish their final number the animals scatter as Dominik the black bear makes his entrance. Dominik plays the piano and puts the finishing touches on this halftime show. With the wolves backing him up of course. He plays an stunning I will survive on the piano leaving the crowd speechless and teary eyed.
26. Zephyrs experience with football has always made him wonder about certain rules. The first rule zephyr would change is the foul he takes every game for marking his endzone. Its his endzone and if he wants to make it that’s his business. Not to mention its all grass and what else is grass for. The second rule Zephyr wants changed is the biting rule. Sure he gets away with nips here and there but whats the point of having teeth if you aren’t using them to take down the quarterback. Its not like they don’t have pads on the protect them. Without hands it makes getting sacks that much harder. He just wants to let players know they could have gotten it a lot worse when Zephyr makes a tackle. The last rule Zephyr wants changed is when you catch a ball but your teeth pop it the ball is considered down. Zephyr doesn’t catch many balls but the few times he has he usually pops them. Teeth pop balls. Let him run with a flat ball. They let Tom Brady throw flat balls so why can’t Zephyr run with one.
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