Well if there's one thing that Rab would spend this unusual concept that you humans refer to as money on then I imagine it would instantly be acquiring a wonderful set of prosthetic legs. Having recently been in contact with fellow DSFL hopeful Owen Farrell it has come to my attention that crabs are actually meant to have 10 legs not six. If you imagine the speed and agility I'm capable of just now with only 6 legs then imagine what could happen were I to grab another 4? Technically that's almost 100% more speed. Being that I am essentially a crab known for my ability to burn rubber I would most certainly burn some cash on acquiring legs. Failing that (And I'm not sure who does operations to give crabs extra legs) I think putting in a saltwater jacuzzi in my new bungalow would be a great idea. After all a man has to have somewhere to relax after a long day.
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