Boone McCoy has a lot of money to burn. Baltimore is paying the man real nicely. So first things first, Boone is going to a Yung Gravy concert. The man respects a man with a love for the older woman. Respectfully of course. Once he does that he is definitely buying himself a boat. Now boats are money sinks but they can be a potential tax shelter. So your boy is really thinking about the future. I mean what southern boy doesn't want a boat? There isn't one. There is a whole ass country song dedicated to it. Luckily both Portland and Baltimore are not landlocked. Just will have to haul that boat to Baltimore when Boone gets called up. No big deal. Anyway, the boys around here love drinking that ice-cold beer. So they'll love to drink it on a boat iced down with some silver bullets. You know, I know that they say money can't buy everything, but it can buy you a boat.
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