(S34) PT 2 - Fundamental Foundations

[LancedJack]

Ah yes, the Snake Pit, the worlds only squiggly Stadium. It throws our opponents for a complete loop when they realised our field is built on an S, not to mention the plethora of live snakes in each changing room. You see, this inclusion of relatively tame and harmless corn snakes is enough to put the willies up any opponent on game day. You're getting changed, you put on your shoulder pads and helmet and then OH NO! A snake! Whatever will I do!? What you'll do is go out and throw 10 interceptions as you're suddenly overwhelmed by the snakes you're seeing everywhere. The stadium? A SNAKE. The opponents, DRESSED LIKE SNAKES. The fans? SNAKE ONESIES! There's nothing quite like the feeling of the sound reverberating off the squiggly stadium walls as the sound of hissing grows louder and louder. Opponents cannot believe their bad luck to be drawn against the Portlands pythons. The only huge negative is that it's a complete eyesore on the city of Portland, but that's not saying much.