Considering Mister Hogmolly has yet to officially suit up for a team this season its virtually impossible for me to critique his performance. What I can do instead is critique the performance of every other team in the league for not employing a pig in a tux with a monocle to catch footballs. Pigs on a football team are a huge advantage for a number of reasons. First, the ball in football is colloquially called a "pigskin" which means that pigs inherently have an understanding of the sport AND have the potential of blending in with the ball (don't question it). Pigs also love to roll around in mud which could act as a lubricant of sorts to help avoid being tackled. Yes, football players are familiar with the concept of playing on muddy fields - football is a sport where you get tackled to the ground - but tackling a slicked up hog is a much different endeavor. Every team should employ a pig, and luckily this coming season every team will finally have a chance to do just that.
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