While Orlando Doom may be new to the DSFL and to the Kansas City Coyotes, he's no stranger to football- after all, he is immortal. He's made his fair share of mistakes both on and off the field. In his early years of playing football, around thirty years ago, Doom struggled with one thing in particular: he kept accidentally popping the ball with his fangs. Obviously, this caused quite the upset amongst his teammates, coaches, and spectators of the game, but he just couldn't help it. What's the use of playing when you know the ball is going to be deflated by halftime? As his football career progressed, Doom learned from his mistakes and invested in a high quality mouth guard to protect not only his pearly whites, but the football. In his future career with the Coyotes (or any team,) Orlando will make frequent appointments with his orthodontist and dentist to avoid more accidental ball deflations.
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