04-27-2022, 08:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-04-2022, 05:48 AM by soevil. Edited 12 times in total.)
Lol whoops, ready to grade.
The University of Alabama A&M has released the following statement today by Don T. Dobbler, through his personal attorney and business manager, a member of Management of New / Emerging Young Stars, Inc. ("MONEYS”) currently based in New York City, in response to questions about his future media plans:
“Let’s Begin”
@Kotasa
How does it feel to invent the greatest dance known in human history up to this point?
Well, to start, I am glad that you recognize that the greatest dance known to man has yet been discovered but I understand the cultural impact that I have on the football space. To see young ones tear up the floor with a dance they’ve seen only a couple times now is unreal, but definitely expected.
How is my form, Dobbler?
I see your head moving, and be sure to really put some personality into your arms. Otherwise, it’s golden.
You currently have 100% TD reception rate in the regular season, how does this make you feel?
Right, I would have to say that it’s really hard for some guys getting into the league, you know, getting that confidence up, getting that first catch but with me, it’s automatic. I let my hands speak for themselves, I’m a 100% kind of guy and I show it out in the field. First catch, first TD, it’s really just fate.
@JoshiePoo
With "The Dobble" taking the league by storm, how do you manage to stay so humble?
Yeah, that’s a good question. I mean I really model my personality and convictions after some of the most humble, righteous people in the game. Like, of course I can really flaunt my 100% TD regular season reception rate or my instantly viral dance but I’m not that kind of guy really. I appreciate watching some of you Dobble in front of me as you ask questions and that’s just cool to see some of you express yourself creatively.
Does Pineapple belong on pizza?
My agent tells me this is a thinly veiled personality question but I will say that we had a pizza place in my little hometown with a list of addresses to avoid because they wanted pineapple on their pizza so I’ll leave it at that.
What is your favorite DSFL/ISFL branding?
Tijuana for days.
@Gage2
How do you do the Dobble?
Right, I can give a quick demo. So basically you’re getting in a slight squat position with your arms out(like out to the sides) and you're just Dobbling a good distance in front of you. Make sure your head rocks with your Dobble or it’ll just look ridiculous. Hope this helps.
@PurpleReign
Are you excited for the draft?
God, it’s great to see you here first off, I know you’ll be ahead of me in the first round for sure. Yeah, I’m excited to make an impact and get my workout rate up for whatever team pulls for me. Wherever pick I go, I’ll know that it’s too low for my potential and that’ll fuel me to catch up to you and the others.
What has been your favorite part of the league so far?
Man, the people in the locker rooms are just great, just wonderful. I love inspiring and being inspired by the players around me. I mean, I was in the same locker room as Maximilian Hamilton. This dude just went onto the big leagues, it’s just truly an honor to match my greatness with theirs.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
I can mainline breakfast oysters all day long. No further elaboration.
If the Dobble was banned, what dance would you celebrate with?
The day that they ban the Dobble is the day I retire. I can always do another dance but it won’t feel right, my heart wouldn’t be in it. Not to say that newer dances are beneath me but I just know my impact on celly culture is here now, but has to pass on to inspire the youth.
@firstfray
In the prospect bowl you had 13 drops and had a catch rate of 76%, how do you plan to address this and do you have any comments for teams wary of this?
Me and your analytics guy need to have a chat, for real. No I’m joking, but like drops are something that haunted me in college and are frankly, beneath me. My separation and route running need work, I get it. At this stage, I plan on improving my speed and hand-eye to make sure the next time you bring numbers my way, it’ll be franchise records.
The biggest day of your life is coming up in a few days. How have you been preparing for this? Are you nervous come Saturday?
I prepare as I normally do, my agent has instructed me to be more communicative to the press and contribute so that’s all I can do until then. I’ve been hungry to turn some heads. I know whether I’m first round or last, it’ll be too low for me to accept. Secondaries should be nervous to cover me, I’ll leave it there.
How do you plan to spend your Saturday?
I’ll be waiting at a red phone with some iconic shorts and my family. I’ll let you interpret that as you like.
@AnUnoriginalGuy
Best WR on the worst team or backup for the best team?
I think that’s a trick question as I will be the best WR on that team. There’s no doubt about it, I’m a deep threat and it doesn’t matter which team picks me up. Some guys they’ve been around longer, but I know what I bring.
2: What was it like playing for the Omeyocan Serpents?
The Rainmaker is in the house, man. I loved my time on the Serps and the vibes were killer. You’re gonna be scary in the league, my guy. I’m just glad I don’t have to cover you but Graham Harper? G Harpo? I’m going extra hard to outpace that dude. Diarra is a good RB, that player is a RUNNER. Ryan is a good GM as well so I’m just glad to be a part of that whole crew, I know I’m missing some people, just yell me down later (laughs).
3: What are your plans for the next few years (either in ISFL or DSFL?)
Really would like to get into a mentor role to start, but for Donny Don Dobbler, I’m gonna be a monster. Receptions, TDs, for sure. Longest TD leader is my first goal this season. Over 19.5 TDs will happen one day, book it.
@XaveValor
What was the inspiration for The Dobble?
Thanks for being here, first off. Love what you’re doing in this league. I’d have to say my grandparents are a key inspiration for the dance. This one is for you, GrandDobble.
Name the top 3 teams in the ISFL you would want to join.
Chicago, Arizona, and NOLA Second Line. They sling it, I catch it. End of tape, Touchdown.
If you could have any color elephant, what color would it be and why?
My favorite color is transparent and don’t go telling me that transparent isn’t a color, I don’t have time for that argument. A transparent elephant, similarly to a jellyfish , would be awesome. Stealthy, even. Even our largest animals need more advantages in the wild so I think having/cohabitating with a transparent elephant would help both of us accomplish our goals.
@Twenty6
1) How much money did your personal attorney/business manager make with those two words?
Great question by a great personality. Two words, two million. But no really, they do a lot of the field that most of us don’t appreciate as much as players these days.
2) How would you feel if your coach were to ask you to be a decoy for the entire game?
Playing as a decoy or on a high-exposure route is part of the game. The opposition knows my abilities, I know my abilities so if a ball still comes at me in double coverage, I know I’m gonna catch it. Coach knows it and so does the rest of the team. I teach every WR on the team how to Dobble so it’s all good.
3) Are jet sweeps beneath you?
That flashy play art is just another way to show off my legs. Handoff or not, I’m running past some dudes.
4) When's your collab with old school Lil Wayne? Dobbledy dobbledy, dob dob it like it's hot...
Weezy and I love the money, love the Red Sox. I keep my contacts open in case I ever meet him one day but, if you have his number, put in a good word for me.
@DREAMSLOTH
Do you dabble in doppelgangers?
Jarvis, you scary old soul, why did they give you a press badge. I’ve dabbled in doppelgängers and the Doppler effect. Dribbled past droplets of dobgobbers and hobgoblins. But doppelgängers are ones who Dobble the best.
Have you ever gobbled a gobstopper?
I’ve gobbled a gobstopper and given gimbals to crimestoppers. Gib draft and I’ll cease my gander at gathering grasshoppers.
What does "A&M" mean to you?
Air Raid Offenses and Many TDs. Always appreciative of the Harbinger-Marjin asking questions about our human adjectives.
I believe I’m cutting it there. Learn the Dobble, there’s a guide. Video guide on my Patreon, thank you everyone for showing up!
The University of Alabama A&M has released the following statement today by Don T. Dobbler, through his personal attorney and business manager, a member of Management of New / Emerging Young Stars, Inc. ("MONEYS”) currently based in New York City, in response to questions about his future media plans:
“Let’s Begin”
@Kotasa
How does it feel to invent the greatest dance known in human history up to this point?
Well, to start, I am glad that you recognize that the greatest dance known to man has yet been discovered but I understand the cultural impact that I have on the football space. To see young ones tear up the floor with a dance they’ve seen only a couple times now is unreal, but definitely expected.
How is my form, Dobbler?
I see your head moving, and be sure to really put some personality into your arms. Otherwise, it’s golden.
You currently have 100% TD reception rate in the regular season, how does this make you feel?
Right, I would have to say that it’s really hard for some guys getting into the league, you know, getting that confidence up, getting that first catch but with me, it’s automatic. I let my hands speak for themselves, I’m a 100% kind of guy and I show it out in the field. First catch, first TD, it’s really just fate.
@JoshiePoo
With "The Dobble" taking the league by storm, how do you manage to stay so humble?
Yeah, that’s a good question. I mean I really model my personality and convictions after some of the most humble, righteous people in the game. Like, of course I can really flaunt my 100% TD regular season reception rate or my instantly viral dance but I’m not that kind of guy really. I appreciate watching some of you Dobble in front of me as you ask questions and that’s just cool to see some of you express yourself creatively.
Does Pineapple belong on pizza?
My agent tells me this is a thinly veiled personality question but I will say that we had a pizza place in my little hometown with a list of addresses to avoid because they wanted pineapple on their pizza so I’ll leave it at that.
What is your favorite DSFL/ISFL branding?
Tijuana for days.
@Gage2
How do you do the Dobble?
Right, I can give a quick demo. So basically you’re getting in a slight squat position with your arms out(like out to the sides) and you're just Dobbling a good distance in front of you. Make sure your head rocks with your Dobble or it’ll just look ridiculous. Hope this helps.
@PurpleReign
Are you excited for the draft?
God, it’s great to see you here first off, I know you’ll be ahead of me in the first round for sure. Yeah, I’m excited to make an impact and get my workout rate up for whatever team pulls for me. Wherever pick I go, I’ll know that it’s too low for my potential and that’ll fuel me to catch up to you and the others.
What has been your favorite part of the league so far?
Man, the people in the locker rooms are just great, just wonderful. I love inspiring and being inspired by the players around me. I mean, I was in the same locker room as Maximilian Hamilton. This dude just went onto the big leagues, it’s just truly an honor to match my greatness with theirs.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
I can mainline breakfast oysters all day long. No further elaboration.
If the Dobble was banned, what dance would you celebrate with?
The day that they ban the Dobble is the day I retire. I can always do another dance but it won’t feel right, my heart wouldn’t be in it. Not to say that newer dances are beneath me but I just know my impact on celly culture is here now, but has to pass on to inspire the youth.
@firstfray
In the prospect bowl you had 13 drops and had a catch rate of 76%, how do you plan to address this and do you have any comments for teams wary of this?
Me and your analytics guy need to have a chat, for real. No I’m joking, but like drops are something that haunted me in college and are frankly, beneath me. My separation and route running need work, I get it. At this stage, I plan on improving my speed and hand-eye to make sure the next time you bring numbers my way, it’ll be franchise records.
The biggest day of your life is coming up in a few days. How have you been preparing for this? Are you nervous come Saturday?
I prepare as I normally do, my agent has instructed me to be more communicative to the press and contribute so that’s all I can do until then. I’ve been hungry to turn some heads. I know whether I’m first round or last, it’ll be too low for me to accept. Secondaries should be nervous to cover me, I’ll leave it there.
How do you plan to spend your Saturday?
I’ll be waiting at a red phone with some iconic shorts and my family. I’ll let you interpret that as you like.
@AnUnoriginalGuy
Best WR on the worst team or backup for the best team?
I think that’s a trick question as I will be the best WR on that team. There’s no doubt about it, I’m a deep threat and it doesn’t matter which team picks me up. Some guys they’ve been around longer, but I know what I bring.
2: What was it like playing for the Omeyocan Serpents?
The Rainmaker is in the house, man. I loved my time on the Serps and the vibes were killer. You’re gonna be scary in the league, my guy. I’m just glad I don’t have to cover you but Graham Harper? G Harpo? I’m going extra hard to outpace that dude. Diarra is a good RB, that player is a RUNNER. Ryan is a good GM as well so I’m just glad to be a part of that whole crew, I know I’m missing some people, just yell me down later (laughs).
3: What are your plans for the next few years (either in ISFL or DSFL?)
Really would like to get into a mentor role to start, but for Donny Don Dobbler, I’m gonna be a monster. Receptions, TDs, for sure. Longest TD leader is my first goal this season. Over 19.5 TDs will happen one day, book it.
@XaveValor
What was the inspiration for The Dobble?
Thanks for being here, first off. Love what you’re doing in this league. I’d have to say my grandparents are a key inspiration for the dance. This one is for you, GrandDobble.
Name the top 3 teams in the ISFL you would want to join.
Chicago, Arizona, and NOLA Second Line. They sling it, I catch it. End of tape, Touchdown.
If you could have any color elephant, what color would it be and why?
My favorite color is transparent and don’t go telling me that transparent isn’t a color, I don’t have time for that argument. A transparent elephant, similarly to a jellyfish , would be awesome. Stealthy, even. Even our largest animals need more advantages in the wild so I think having/cohabitating with a transparent elephant would help both of us accomplish our goals.
@Twenty6
1) How much money did your personal attorney/business manager make with those two words?
Great question by a great personality. Two words, two million. But no really, they do a lot of the field that most of us don’t appreciate as much as players these days.
2) How would you feel if your coach were to ask you to be a decoy for the entire game?
Playing as a decoy or on a high-exposure route is part of the game. The opposition knows my abilities, I know my abilities so if a ball still comes at me in double coverage, I know I’m gonna catch it. Coach knows it and so does the rest of the team. I teach every WR on the team how to Dobble so it’s all good.
3) Are jet sweeps beneath you?
That flashy play art is just another way to show off my legs. Handoff or not, I’m running past some dudes.
4) When's your collab with old school Lil Wayne? Dobbledy dobbledy, dob dob it like it's hot...
Weezy and I love the money, love the Red Sox. I keep my contacts open in case I ever meet him one day but, if you have his number, put in a good word for me.
@DREAMSLOTH
Do you dabble in doppelgangers?
Jarvis, you scary old soul, why did they give you a press badge. I’ve dabbled in doppelgängers and the Doppler effect. Dribbled past droplets of dobgobbers and hobgoblins. But doppelgängers are ones who Dobble the best.
Have you ever gobbled a gobstopper?
I’ve gobbled a gobstopper and given gimbals to crimestoppers. Gib draft and I’ll cease my gander at gathering grasshoppers.
What does "A&M" mean to you?
Air Raid Offenses and Many TDs. Always appreciative of the Harbinger-Marjin asking questions about our human adjectives.
I believe I’m cutting it there. Learn the Dobble, there’s a guide. Video guide on my Patreon, thank you everyone for showing up!
