Rumble Ronson was invited to the Kids That Don't Have Enough Money Charity Golf Outing, and being a kid that grew up with not enough money, it really is a charity that is near and dear to his heart. Of course he accepted, even though he isn't really much of a golfer. He'll sacrifice looking like a real piece of garbage in front of a bunch of sports fans who may have some vague idea of who he is and also some professional golfers who definitely will never want to tee off with him again, in order to bring awareness to the fact that there are indeed a lot of kids out there who just don't have enough money. Since he isn't much of a golfer, he's just out there slicing the ball into the woods and constantly getting stuck in the sand trap. To be fair, they didn't even have the right number of numbers to keep track of how high his score got, but he did have a good time making a little cash for poor kids, so its all good.
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