Matthew Mayhem would like to write a book about his troubled childhood as the product of two homeless clowns who found love under a bridge, had a child together, and eventually met their tragic demise in separate accidents. The book would be a tell all of the ups and downs of Mayhem's childhood, what led his parents to meet under the bridge on that fateful December morning, and the terrible ways that they each died. Not only will this book tug at readers heart strings, but it will also give a very detailed look into what it means to be a circus performer, and serve as motivation to other children who's parents died in terrible clown accidents. Sure to be a best seller, Mayhem will use this to catapult himself to further fame (after his hall of fame football career ends), and become a motivational speak and therapist to children who were born into the circus life, and who want to break free of their families clown traditions.
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