Even through his tough exterior, Bender has always had a soft spot for kids. After being asked to write a book, he decided to finally write down the story that has been rattling around the back of his mind. I present to you: The Caterpillar that Learned to Fly.
There once was a caterpillar who wanted to fly. But he didn't want to work for it like a sucker. One day he noticed his friend Mr. Ant always collecting and stockpiling food. Bender thought to himself, "Wouldn't it be nice if all that food was mine? Then I could grow into a beautiful butterfly and fly away!" So one day while Mr. Ant was out foraging, the caterpillar ambushed him with a crowbar and broke 4 of his six legs. He proceeded to take and eat all of the ant's stockpiled food. The caterpillar went on to become a beautiful butterfly and flew around the world living his dreams. Moral of the story is don't be like the sucker Mr. Ant and work for a living; be like the caterpillar and take what you want from the suckers.
There once was a caterpillar who wanted to fly. But he didn't want to work for it like a sucker. One day he noticed his friend Mr. Ant always collecting and stockpiling food. Bender thought to himself, "Wouldn't it be nice if all that food was mine? Then I could grow into a beautiful butterfly and fly away!" So one day while Mr. Ant was out foraging, the caterpillar ambushed him with a crowbar and broke 4 of his six legs. He proceeded to take and eat all of the ant's stockpiled food. The caterpillar went on to become a beautiful butterfly and flew around the world living his dreams. Moral of the story is don't be like the sucker Mr. Ant and work for a living; be like the caterpillar and take what you want from the suckers.
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