I don't have time to train any kids what do you think I am some sort of glorified babysitter. Seriously why would I waste my time trying to train future generations of earth children how to catch a ball like me, if you can't grow a third arm then don't have a centipedes chance in a super nova of being able to get anything close to my amazing play. I guess I could train. Them to mix a good drink, and child labour is perfectly acceptable in the more disreputable corners of the galaxy so I could take some on as unpaid presidential interns, as long as they don't want to be paid or anything like that. I guess if you force me to come up with task I can throw a few balls around for them while trying to show the finer points of a perfectly mixed pan galactic gargle blasters but serious dude get a grip
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