If you know anything about Spicy Ron's lore, you'll know right away that this training camp is a series of full-contact football games featuring small children vs. Spicy Ron and the rest of the Austin Copperheads team. While several members of the Copperheads questioned the legality of this, and often held back in order to not harm the children, Ron knew this was a game like any other. Ron put up godly numbers during the camp, averaging 97 tackles per game, and injuring almost everyone on the field. Ron's dominance was completely unmatched. Not even his own teammates could hold him back from continuously sacking the 10 year old quarterback just trying to complete a pass. Ron would score more points on defense due to brutal fumble recoveries and crushing interceptions than the rest of his team would on offense. At the end of the game, the score was 267 to 0. Ron smiled gratefully at the end, knowing that he helped these young kids understand what the field is like better than any other camp could.
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