Danny Nedelko took his aspiring young running backs into the team practice facility, and headed straight to the gym. He put the youngsters through a gruelling 4-hour weight room session, berating anyone who struggled with a rep. He explained they needed to do this twice a day for peak production.
From there, he sat the exhausted youth down in a film review room and explained the impact of sports nutrition, specifically his special vitamins. How to stack them, when to cycle them, how to inject yourself properly, and how to construct prosthetic genitals with a tube in them to allow you to pass drug tests.
As a final drill, Nedelko took the youngsters into an indoor practice area, and explained the importance of elusiveness and ball security. He gave each child a ball, then brought out the local chapter of the Hells Angels. "Hold onto the ball" he said, blowing a whistle.
As the terrified children did their best to avoid the large, angry men attempting to tackle them, they learned a thing or two about elusiveness and holding onto the ball while taking a beating, but it was agreed by the London Royals management that they would let Lenny Lyons handle the camp next time.
From there, he sat the exhausted youth down in a film review room and explained the impact of sports nutrition, specifically his special vitamins. How to stack them, when to cycle them, how to inject yourself properly, and how to construct prosthetic genitals with a tube in them to allow you to pass drug tests.
As a final drill, Nedelko took the youngsters into an indoor practice area, and explained the importance of elusiveness and ball security. He gave each child a ball, then brought out the local chapter of the Hells Angels. "Hold onto the ball" he said, blowing a whistle.
As the terrified children did their best to avoid the large, angry men attempting to tackle them, they learned a thing or two about elusiveness and holding onto the ball while taking a beating, but it was agreed by the London Royals management that they would let Lenny Lyons handle the camp next time.
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