If you want to be a linebacker in the ISFL you have to be as tough as tough gets and have an evil side. You need this to get in the mental shape to destroy opposing offenses. Barry Badman has decided to invite all of the kids in the surrounding Philadelphia area to attend his “Introduction to Evil Football Camp.” At this camp the kids start in the film room, watching all of the evil atrocities Barry has committed both on and off the field. (Kids are required to have a separate waiver signed by their parents for this session.) The next part of the day is running lines back and forth until someone pukes. This will create resentment with some of the kids and help push them above and beyond the other kids on the field. The final drill of the day is an all-out battle royale until the last kid standing is declared the winner and will receive a $1000 scholarship.
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