The extreme heat during games is why the Berlin Fire Salamanders haven't doing so.... hot. Sorry had to do it, but in all seriousness, the extreme temperatures of the games has taken a toll on players of the team, like me, Fred Edison. 70 degrees is too hot, and yes, 70 degrees FARENHEIT, none of that Celsius crap which is ironic since Berlin is in Germany and they use the metric system. Maybe if Berlin swapped to the empirical system they'd be playing much better. Anyways, I think that all games should be played indoor at a cool 69 degrees, 70 is too hot and I will not tolerate it, 69.9 degrees is acceptable, but 70 degrees is where my bones begin to melt, it's not fair, the league is discriminating against people with bones made of chocolate. Rain should also be banned, if the game is above 1% humidity, the Berlin Fire Salamanders should receive an automatic win, by rule. Snow is fine, everyone loves snow, let's get some winter themed games, snow angel touchdown celebrations, and dump hot chocolate on the coaches.
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