Matthew Mara is definitely not the type of person you would want to put in charge of a halftime show if you are looking to spice things up. He had a very strict religious upbringing and only knows one way to party. What you are likely to get would be a choir from one of the local Catholic churches as the singers. The song list would probably be a range from light folk to gospel and for some extra fun, a couple of oversized beachballs with the Dallas Birddogs logo on it passed out to each end of the stadium to get everyone pumped.
Cheerleaders won't be necessary. Instead they will be replaced by a parade of dogs that will jaunt around the sidelines with their handlers rushing behind. Once the choir has finished their songs, the lights will dim and the crowd will be led through a prayer session. Eventually the crowd will finish by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance as the janitorial crew attend to the dog shit left behind by the parade.
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Cheerleaders won't be necessary. Instead they will be replaced by a parade of dogs that will jaunt around the sidelines with their handlers rushing behind. Once the choir has finished their songs, the lights will dim and the crowd will be led through a prayer session. Eventually the crowd will finish by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance as the janitorial crew attend to the dog shit left behind by the parade.
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