Halftime show? Ok, hear me out on this one. On one side of the field we get goats. Lost and lots of goats. On the other side of the field we get tanks. Lots and lots of tanks. Now you have goats and you have tanks on the field. Lots of each. I'm sure the people who take care of the field is totally ok with this basically turning into Soldier field in Chicago. And then you set off fireworks. The goats probably get spooked but the tanks will be ok. And then you end the show with Elton John on coming out of a tank. And he starts singing a new song he made about goat tanks. It's lovely and becomes a billboard number 1 hit overnight. More fireworks. Then after the show someone might need to help shovel shit off from the goats or something as well - they didn't like fireworks that much.
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