So the otters have tasked ol' Bender with coming up with a halftime show? This seems like the perfect opportunity for a heist hehehe! The first thing Bender would do is get the richest people in Orange County attend the game. He would entice them by telling them Bender the Magnificent is putting on a magic show and they will have a chance to be in. When half-time rolls around, he would start off with the usual tricks to wow the audience. You know: cutting people in half, the transporting robot and whatnot. Then at the end of the show he would invite these rich suckers down to the field and make them disappear. He would throw down some smoke grenades or something and when it dissipates they would be under a trapdoor that's hidden under the 50-yard line logo. Once there he would pull out a bat and mug the suckers, proceeding to take all their valuables and cash. Best halftime show ever.
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