The Arizona Outlaws fans need a show that both respects the local conservative culture and has an obvious distaste for anything lawful, so we are going to make this a show of two halves.
In the first half, monster trucks! These bad boys tear around the arena, jumping over ramps, maybe even a truck jumping through a massive ring of fire. Sure, a stray wheel is almost certainly going to kill 20 or 30 fans, but we all know what we sign up for when we go to a show with monster truck mayhem. Also, the Outlaws have a waiting list for season tickets, so maybe it frees that up a bit.
When the monster trucks stop, they don't drive out of the stadium. Instead the drivers climb out, get on top of their truck, and... they're strippers! Good, wholesome, Arizona family fun watching ladies take their clothes off on top of monster trucks. It doesn't get more American than that.
In the first half, monster trucks! These bad boys tear around the arena, jumping over ramps, maybe even a truck jumping through a massive ring of fire. Sure, a stray wheel is almost certainly going to kill 20 or 30 fans, but we all know what we sign up for when we go to a show with monster truck mayhem. Also, the Outlaws have a waiting list for season tickets, so maybe it frees that up a bit.
When the monster trucks stop, they don't drive out of the stadium. Instead the drivers climb out, get on top of their truck, and... they're strippers! Good, wholesome, Arizona family fun watching ladies take their clothes off on top of monster trucks. It doesn't get more American than that.