Arizona covertly hires a troupe of actors and trains in secret for months to pull off the perfect heist! Onto the field they plan on bringing some train tracks and they will have a train robbery as the half time entertainment, but while everyone is watching the field, they will be busy stealing the Declaration of Independence!
At a specific place and time, the declaration will be touring the country. They like to use decoys and underground transport networks to avoid things like potential thievery, so when it is being transported through Texas (because come on! we aren't pulling this thing off while it is right here, way too suspicious), our planted officers will make the switch while all eyes are directed towards the "greatest outdoor show ever!". Months of advertising and celebrity appearances will ensure everyone who needs to know is in the know for the event of a lifetime. Everyone will be focused on this and it will be worth it.
So the show itself is a western train heist. Where the good guys (Outlaws of course) Catch the train off guard by blowing the train tracks and causing a slight derailment. Once derailed they find their prize, the evil monopolists were smuggling humans for nefarious deeds! The heroes rescue the "cargo" in a brilliant shootout where there is a massacre, just like the football game is a massacre for the Outlaws! I love similes!
Also we ransomed back the "original copy" (as if we don't have access to similar time period carbon paper) for a tidy sum of 6.9 Billion American dollars. It is surely the real copy because it was authenticated by an expert who was totally not on our payroll, and that's an absurd amount of money for a fake.
At a specific place and time, the declaration will be touring the country. They like to use decoys and underground transport networks to avoid things like potential thievery, so when it is being transported through Texas (because come on! we aren't pulling this thing off while it is right here, way too suspicious), our planted officers will make the switch while all eyes are directed towards the "greatest outdoor show ever!". Months of advertising and celebrity appearances will ensure everyone who needs to know is in the know for the event of a lifetime. Everyone will be focused on this and it will be worth it.
So the show itself is a western train heist. Where the good guys (Outlaws of course) Catch the train off guard by blowing the train tracks and causing a slight derailment. Once derailed they find their prize, the evil monopolists were smuggling humans for nefarious deeds! The heroes rescue the "cargo" in a brilliant shootout where there is a massacre, just like the football game is a massacre for the Outlaws! I love similes!
Also we ransomed back the "original copy" (as if we don't have access to similar time period carbon paper) for a tidy sum of 6.9 Billion American dollars. It is surely the real copy because it was authenticated by an expert who was totally not on our payroll, and that's an absurd amount of money for a fake.