Obviously, Rumble Ronson is going to go out there and perform the halftime show himself. I mean, he's nothing if not an entertainer at heart, and he's got the stamina to play a full four quarters and put on the world's most spectacular halftime show that anyone has ever seen. Nobody knows this, but Rumble used to moonlight as a low-level daredevil and stunt performer when he was in college to help pay his bills, so he knows a thing or two about getting the attention of a crowd. Picture being at the Chopping Block and halftime rolls around. You're probably thinking about running to the bathroom or getting a second tray of nachos, but suddenly, You see them rolling a giant hoop and ramps out onto the field. This is followed by them beginning to line up all the medical carts and what not on both sides of the hoop. What is happening, you wonder. Suddenly, Rumble Ronson appears on the back of a Harley looking like a total goddamn badass. You guessed it. He's going to drive up the ramp, jump all of those carts and what not and land safely on the other side, all whilst sailing through a flaming hoop.
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