I imagine there's a lot of pressure on the people who have to organize halftime shows to amuse spectators halfway through really important games. To help reduce that pressure and guarantee amazing outcomes, our halftime show is going to somehow include a bunch of adorable animals that no one could possibly object to. Cute puppies, kitties, reptiles, something for everyone all trained to follow a simple yet beautifully coordinated "dance" of tricks for all to enjoy. Some people like jets flying over the stadium, but how much cooler would it be to see falconers with eagles trained to swoop over the crowd? Maybe just guard your popcorn and snacks close in case they get a different idea about where they want to be. Don't worry though, if an eagle gets your snack, trained "gopher" dogs will be watching and prepared to retrieve you a new one with only just a little bit of slobber attached. That's right, this one involves some crowd participation and plenty of good boys and girls will be ready and willing to share the love.
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