This offseason is going to be "boring" for Really Creative-Name from the perspective of the media. He is going to train his ass off. You see, this is the offseason of the draft. He's going to be shaping into the best form of his life for the combine and then putting on a show. Just wait and see. He's been using his initial DSFL check to fund a massive upgrade to his home gym, and unless he's in the living room watching game footage or on a run around the block, that's where you'll find Creative-Name. He's already lined up some top athletic trainers to come by and help him out with his form, and he's planning on having his uncle Adam Schell try and guard him this offseason as he practices route running and gets his hands into the best catching form of his career. Suffice to say, by the end of this off-season, Really Creative-Name is going to be a STEAL for whoever drafts him - regardless of how high that pick may be.
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