The most pressing matter for me and by pressing i mean super super SUPER pressing is that I am running out of he ingredients for making my post match pan galactic gargle blasters and this is a real worry for me. Yes some parts can be replaced with earth alternatives, 30 year old single malt whisky for old janx spirit, water from the dead sea for Santraginean seawater, navy strength gin for Arcturan Mega-gin and extra strong mints for Qualactin Hypermint extract but I can't find anything close to Fallian marsh gas or the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Without this how am I going to enjoy moat post match drunken showers. What is that the season is also over and we did badly you say? Well I don't need to think about that now do I, I don't suppose you are passing the Algolian system any time soon are you? Well it was worth asking at least.
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