(S37) PT 5 - Thinking Ahead

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Bender put in a lot of work this season. Too much work if you ask him. His career is getting towards the end and he just wants to relax and chill. Even so, he managed to lead the league in sacks. Shows you how much the rest of the league is a bunch of chumps.  The Otters didn't make the playoffs this year, and Bender is A-Okay with that. Playing in the postseason just means more effort for him. So now he gets to look forward to the offseason, his favorite time of the year. Bender is looking forward to wild nights of boozing, smoking cigars, and heists. He actually might attend the Ultimus this year. Not to watch the game. Who cares about that? Bender is going to go through the players' lockers while they're out on the field. An easy way to steal some goods. Probably will steal the Ultimus the shirts and gear from the team that loses. Big money selling that stuff to people in Africa. hehehe 

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