10-07-2022, 06:48 AM
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17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task)
On the new field I would like to see snack stations at every hash mark, and water stations every 5 yards. There should also be a bouncy house that you can jump into as you score a touchdown. The last ten yards on each side of the field should be trampolines. Almost like Slamball used to be. The receivers use them to try and get open and the defenders get to cover those players a little bit easier. The fans would love it. The field should also be on a remote control that puts the offense on an incline, giving the defense an advantage, unlike the current rules allow. The team with the ball would travel uphill to score. It would not be a massive incline but enough to level the playing field (pun intended). The field would also have built-in hurdles that players must use when running back kickoffs and punts. They will fold down automatically on the other plays.
21. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? Do you think that it is better than DDSPF16? (Written Task)
How many times do I need to say it? This sim engine is terrible. Wolverine Sports continually puts out inferior products. Is the latest worse than 16? They both stink. They made some improvements in the last 5+ years, but who wouldn't. However, the mistakes and glitches that are still contained in this software are a complete disgrace and a total embarrassment. It is amazing that we can even have a league using this thing. 16 was terrible, and this iteration is terrible. What else needs to be said?!!?! Ball placement is inconsistent from one side of the field to the other. Menus are sometimes not clickable. Game crashes constantly. There are way too many things to list. Yet we continue to use it. A football board game would be a better choice, and would be more consistent and accurate. If if took over five years to create the drivel they have now, it is not acceptable. We should spend the next year finding the right sim, and this ain't it.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do? (Written Task)
The halftime show should consist of nothing but silence. It would be a test of wills. Can the audience keep the noise to a minimum, and they the sound registers over a certain level, an episode of Barney will be shown on the jumbotron at the highest volume possible. When the episode is over, the crown will have 2 minutes to reach complete silence, and if they are unable to, the same will be done with an episode of The Teletubbies. There is no time limit to this new halftime format. It could be as short as 2 minutes, or as long as necessary. The people in attendance hold the power. If they want their team to get a bit more team discussion at the break, they may get the noise up and suffer through Barney. If they want their to keep momentum, they will be as silent as possible. Fans are very competitive, so this type of test should be interesting.
30. Affiliate PT from either SHL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
SHL Affiliate PT
On the new field I would like to see snack stations at every hash mark, and water stations every 5 yards. There should also be a bouncy house that you can jump into as you score a touchdown. The last ten yards on each side of the field should be trampolines. Almost like Slamball used to be. The receivers use them to try and get open and the defenders get to cover those players a little bit easier. The fans would love it. The field should also be on a remote control that puts the offense on an incline, giving the defense an advantage, unlike the current rules allow. The team with the ball would travel uphill to score. It would not be a massive incline but enough to level the playing field (pun intended). The field would also have built-in hurdles that players must use when running back kickoffs and punts. They will fold down automatically on the other plays.
21. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? Do you think that it is better than DDSPF16? (Written Task)
How many times do I need to say it? This sim engine is terrible. Wolverine Sports continually puts out inferior products. Is the latest worse than 16? They both stink. They made some improvements in the last 5+ years, but who wouldn't. However, the mistakes and glitches that are still contained in this software are a complete disgrace and a total embarrassment. It is amazing that we can even have a league using this thing. 16 was terrible, and this iteration is terrible. What else needs to be said?!!?! Ball placement is inconsistent from one side of the field to the other. Menus are sometimes not clickable. Game crashes constantly. There are way too many things to list. Yet we continue to use it. A football board game would be a better choice, and would be more consistent and accurate. If if took over five years to create the drivel they have now, it is not acceptable. We should spend the next year finding the right sim, and this ain't it.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do? (Written Task)
The halftime show should consist of nothing but silence. It would be a test of wills. Can the audience keep the noise to a minimum, and they the sound registers over a certain level, an episode of Barney will be shown on the jumbotron at the highest volume possible. When the episode is over, the crown will have 2 minutes to reach complete silence, and if they are unable to, the same will be done with an episode of The Teletubbies. There is no time limit to this new halftime format. It could be as short as 2 minutes, or as long as necessary. The people in attendance hold the power. If they want their team to get a bit more team discussion at the break, they may get the noise up and suffer through Barney. If they want their to keep momentum, they will be as silent as possible. Fans are very competitive, so this type of test should be interesting.
30. Affiliate PT from either SHL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
SHL Affiliate PT
