10-16-2022, 09:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-16-2022, 09:38 PM by Sebster. Edited 2 times in total.)
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PBE Affiliate: Sebster
15. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World. (+2.5 tpe)
I’m going to go a little unorthodox here and say that the Ultimus Game MVP belongs to the whole of the Arizona Defense. They had many great players show up on the stat sheet (and if I had to give it to one of them, it would certainly be Mark Goodhead, posting a line of 7 tackles, 6 passes defended, 2 interceptions, and 1 defensive touchdown) but at the end of the day, the whole defense rallied to deliver this game to Arizona. This Sarasota team had an absolutely insane offense this year which pushed them into the 1 seed in the NSFC playoffs, averaging 28.5 points per game, 402 yards per game, 108 rushing yards per game, and 293 passing yards per game. For the record, that’s the 2nd best scoring offense in the league and the best offense by total yardage in the league. Arizona held them to only 11 points in the game and was able to shut down QB Carter Knight allowing only 1 touchdown from him and picking him off twice.
Wc: 177
19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? (+2.5 tpe)
I think a good show for Willier Miller would be “The Pigl Rancher: Starring Willier Miller”. The show would put on display the glorious and glamorous lifestyle of pigl ranchers for the whole world to enjoy. See, many people think that pigls are a lot like pigs, but the letters in the name are where the similarities stop. Pigls, unlike pigs, are not made for the purpose of human consumption but rather as more of a religious icon. A pigl’s breed is not determined by it’s parents but rather by the all knowing pigl in the sky. There are over 50 different pigls that are possible to be born as into this world, some of them ranking higher on the tier list than others. The job of the pigl rancher is to show all pigls love, even the most common of pigls. Some ranchers are lucky enough to have the rarest pigls born into their flock which are sent on the the high temple to be worshipped by all. Pigl is love. Pigl is life.
Wc: 175
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do? (+2.5 tpe)
For the ultimus halftime show, I would bring out my collection of pigls and display them to the world. Pigls do not really do much, the entertainment is in watching them and admiring them. To be able to show the world the power of the pigls has been a dream of mine for quite some time, and this would allow the pigl cult to grow exponentially, giving it the exposure that it truly deserves. See, many people think that pigls are dumb or that pigls are a waste of time. Once they saw all my pigls at the halftime show hanging out and grazing around, looking majestic all the while, I think their view would change and they would come to appreciate the pigls as we have. If anyone had any questions about pigls I would host a q&a after the ultimus, on the sidewalk, since that seems like the most inclusive place to hold it. There would be no ticket needed for entry to this, as the pigls are open to everyone.
Wc: 174
PBE Affiliate: Sebster
15. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World. (+2.5 tpe)
I’m going to go a little unorthodox here and say that the Ultimus Game MVP belongs to the whole of the Arizona Defense. They had many great players show up on the stat sheet (and if I had to give it to one of them, it would certainly be Mark Goodhead, posting a line of 7 tackles, 6 passes defended, 2 interceptions, and 1 defensive touchdown) but at the end of the day, the whole defense rallied to deliver this game to Arizona. This Sarasota team had an absolutely insane offense this year which pushed them into the 1 seed in the NSFC playoffs, averaging 28.5 points per game, 402 yards per game, 108 rushing yards per game, and 293 passing yards per game. For the record, that’s the 2nd best scoring offense in the league and the best offense by total yardage in the league. Arizona held them to only 11 points in the game and was able to shut down QB Carter Knight allowing only 1 touchdown from him and picking him off twice.
Wc: 177
19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? (+2.5 tpe)
I think a good show for Willier Miller would be “The Pigl Rancher: Starring Willier Miller”. The show would put on display the glorious and glamorous lifestyle of pigl ranchers for the whole world to enjoy. See, many people think that pigls are a lot like pigs, but the letters in the name are where the similarities stop. Pigls, unlike pigs, are not made for the purpose of human consumption but rather as more of a religious icon. A pigl’s breed is not determined by it’s parents but rather by the all knowing pigl in the sky. There are over 50 different pigls that are possible to be born as into this world, some of them ranking higher on the tier list than others. The job of the pigl rancher is to show all pigls love, even the most common of pigls. Some ranchers are lucky enough to have the rarest pigls born into their flock which are sent on the the high temple to be worshipped by all. Pigl is love. Pigl is life.
Wc: 175
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do? (+2.5 tpe)
For the ultimus halftime show, I would bring out my collection of pigls and display them to the world. Pigls do not really do much, the entertainment is in watching them and admiring them. To be able to show the world the power of the pigls has been a dream of mine for quite some time, and this would allow the pigl cult to grow exponentially, giving it the exposure that it truly deserves. See, many people think that pigls are dumb or that pigls are a waste of time. Once they saw all my pigls at the halftime show hanging out and grazing around, looking majestic all the while, I think their view would change and they would come to appreciate the pigls as we have. If anyone had any questions about pigls I would host a q&a after the ultimus, on the sidewalk, since that seems like the most inclusive place to hold it. There would be no ticket needed for entry to this, as the pigls are open to everyone.
Wc: 174