The Dallas Birddogs are a progressive organization. They have no time for silly activities like trick or treating or handing out Halloween candy. Noted fun enthusiast Donte Darius however, would not stand for this despicable lack of respect for his favorite holiday. Ever since he was a little kid, Darius has dressed up as a football player and gone out trick or treating. When he got to high school, it was a lot easier to dress up, as he just took his team uniform and went out to mixed results. Some say he’s too old to go trick or treating, but Donte disagrees. Though he doesn’t get any candy anymore, Darius was determined to throw the greatest Halloween party of all time. Darius rented out the biggest bouncy castle around, you know the ones where you race someone through an obstacle course? He got that one, and everyone loved it. He bought a truckload of candy and removed all of his pool’s water, placing the candy in the pool. On top of all of this, Darius hired a vampire actor to really spook all the guests. Darius even brought all sorts of illicit substances with him. Unfortunately, only 2 people showed up to his party.
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