Some people say the index is scary.
Some people say the index is "too many numbers."
The worst among them may even say the index is boring.
Well those people are idiots and their opinions shouldn't count. The index is a magical thing. A wonderland where anything and everything is possible. A statistical sandbox where the world of the ISFL is made real. Where dreams take root. Where both hearts and records are broken. The index is a fabric through which our reality is woven. If you can't get lost in that sauce, then I don't know what to tell you.
As an awards committee member, I spend a decent chunk of each week combing through the index, looking for those golden nuggets hidden amongst the wins and losses. It is a home to me. A safe, warm blanket to curl up beneath and bask in the tranquil radiance of statistical analysis.
Index is good. Index is life. Index is everything.
Some people say the index is "too many numbers."
The worst among them may even say the index is boring.
Well those people are idiots and their opinions shouldn't count. The index is a magical thing. A wonderland where anything and everything is possible. A statistical sandbox where the world of the ISFL is made real. Where dreams take root. Where both hearts and records are broken. The index is a fabric through which our reality is woven. If you can't get lost in that sauce, then I don't know what to tell you.
As an awards committee member, I spend a decent chunk of each week combing through the index, looking for those golden nuggets hidden amongst the wins and losses. It is a home to me. A safe, warm blanket to curl up beneath and bask in the tranquil radiance of statistical analysis.
Index is good. Index is life. Index is everything.