18. This task is exclusive to recreate/non-recreate rookies of the S37 class and later. The season is over and the draft is coming up. What do you bring to a team, and why should a team choose to take a chance on you next season?
I bring such charisma that hasn't been seen in a human ever. Not like Barack. Not even like Benji. This is the sole reason Raya Ho'opa'i is the best player in this upcoming DSFL Draft and will whip her hair (back and forth) with such grace that opposing defenses fall to the ground as the offense scores great amount of touchdowns. And maybe field goals. But mostly touchdowns. It isn't impeccable physical strength, it's the psychological strength that Raya possesses. It's been said that she's talked her way out of 200+ flags in her career thus far. It's that glisten in her eye as she winks that always gets ya. I mean, did you see her press conference the other day? The live television broadcast went out as soon as she winked! Teams will want her. We might even see an unprecedented number of trades in the DSFL (probably not) to get Raya added to one special team's roster. She'll win you games and bring glory to your town.
19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Well, being that I am the big kahuna of my team and I made the decision on a new stadium next season... I will tell you exactly what you can expect to see at our new stadium. However, we will not be breaking ground. We will be breaking water. That's right! Next season, we will be the first team to have an underwater stadium! Since we are located in beautiful Hawaii, what better way to build our new stadium than in the depths of our gorgeous waters. Parking will be above ground, but we'll have airlocked tunnels and an airlocked glass dome for the fans. Shuttles will continuously run for smooth transportation and will bring fans to a huge open corridor. Here they will be able to enjoy the view of ocean wildlife as well as a food court, arcade, various team shops, and more! Everything else is pretty standard stadium... Large jumbotron overhead with bowl seating. Just whales and sharks swimming overhead.
26. if your player wasn't a professional in the ISFL/DSFL, what would they be doing instead?
It's pretty well known that I have a pretty large following as a video game content creator. However, being the best football player to ever play, that doesn't allow me to fully commit to that video game hobby. With at least 50 more hours in the week to commit to that side passion of mine, and with all the incredible creative support from others I'd probably become the best video game player to every play. Doesn't even matter what the game is. I'd be the best. And I'd have the hottest channels. I'd average probably close to one billion average viewers per day. As Ludacris once said, "I got fans in retirement homes, to teenagers, to little bitty boys and girls." I'll have all the retirement homes watching my 48 hours streams and getting hype in their rocking chairs and crotchet materials. Grandmas will be making quilts with my face on them. Probably would be like Happy Gilmore signing autographs on old ladies.... whoa whoa this is PG, right? Mr. Beast will become an afterthought. Much like, wait what's that old YouTubers name? Yeah, see... an afterthought.
32. The Philadelphia Liberty have rebranded to the Cape Town Crash! In this day and age of the ISFL, we're used to teams updating their looks, but it's been quite a while since the last major team rebrand to this scale! With that said, how do you feel about the rebranding? Tell us all about it!
I hate it to be honest. And I hate the relocation more than anything, but I'll start with the logo. I don't dislike the logo, but it doesn't scream awesome to me. It's just plain, and I think I saw someone say it's extremely similar to an old Madden logo, which is a turnoff. Now, when it comes to incorporating geography and creativity, I think it was well done. Cape Town Crash rolls off the tongue nicely, sounds cool. I like that they used a rhino as the logo since South Africa is home to many rhinos, and the group of rhinos is called a crash, so nicely done there. The thing I hate with a passion is taking a team out of Philadelphia. One of the greatest sports towns in the world! Could be argued as the greatest sports town! And I hate Philly! But to remove a team from a town with great sports traditions and history was a shit move and not a good look for the league, in my own humble opinion. Did the Liberty need a complete overhaul to the logo and brand? Yes, absolutely. The bell logo is overused. But that team absolutely should have stayed in Philly.
I bring such charisma that hasn't been seen in a human ever. Not like Barack. Not even like Benji. This is the sole reason Raya Ho'opa'i is the best player in this upcoming DSFL Draft and will whip her hair (back and forth) with such grace that opposing defenses fall to the ground as the offense scores great amount of touchdowns. And maybe field goals. But mostly touchdowns. It isn't impeccable physical strength, it's the psychological strength that Raya possesses. It's been said that she's talked her way out of 200+ flags in her career thus far. It's that glisten in her eye as she winks that always gets ya. I mean, did you see her press conference the other day? The live television broadcast went out as soon as she winked! Teams will want her. We might even see an unprecedented number of trades in the DSFL (probably not) to get Raya added to one special team's roster. She'll win you games and bring glory to your town.
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19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Well, being that I am the big kahuna of my team and I made the decision on a new stadium next season... I will tell you exactly what you can expect to see at our new stadium. However, we will not be breaking ground. We will be breaking water. That's right! Next season, we will be the first team to have an underwater stadium! Since we are located in beautiful Hawaii, what better way to build our new stadium than in the depths of our gorgeous waters. Parking will be above ground, but we'll have airlocked tunnels and an airlocked glass dome for the fans. Shuttles will continuously run for smooth transportation and will bring fans to a huge open corridor. Here they will be able to enjoy the view of ocean wildlife as well as a food court, arcade, various team shops, and more! Everything else is pretty standard stadium... Large jumbotron overhead with bowl seating. Just whales and sharks swimming overhead.
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26. if your player wasn't a professional in the ISFL/DSFL, what would they be doing instead?
It's pretty well known that I have a pretty large following as a video game content creator. However, being the best football player to ever play, that doesn't allow me to fully commit to that video game hobby. With at least 50 more hours in the week to commit to that side passion of mine, and with all the incredible creative support from others I'd probably become the best video game player to every play. Doesn't even matter what the game is. I'd be the best. And I'd have the hottest channels. I'd average probably close to one billion average viewers per day. As Ludacris once said, "I got fans in retirement homes, to teenagers, to little bitty boys and girls." I'll have all the retirement homes watching my 48 hours streams and getting hype in their rocking chairs and crotchet materials. Grandmas will be making quilts with my face on them. Probably would be like Happy Gilmore signing autographs on old ladies.... whoa whoa this is PG, right? Mr. Beast will become an afterthought. Much like, wait what's that old YouTubers name? Yeah, see... an afterthought.
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32. The Philadelphia Liberty have rebranded to the Cape Town Crash! In this day and age of the ISFL, we're used to teams updating their looks, but it's been quite a while since the last major team rebrand to this scale! With that said, how do you feel about the rebranding? Tell us all about it!
I hate it to be honest. And I hate the relocation more than anything, but I'll start with the logo. I don't dislike the logo, but it doesn't scream awesome to me. It's just plain, and I think I saw someone say it's extremely similar to an old Madden logo, which is a turnoff. Now, when it comes to incorporating geography and creativity, I think it was well done. Cape Town Crash rolls off the tongue nicely, sounds cool. I like that they used a rhino as the logo since South Africa is home to many rhinos, and the group of rhinos is called a crash, so nicely done there. The thing I hate with a passion is taking a team out of Philadelphia. One of the greatest sports towns in the world! Could be argued as the greatest sports town! And I hate Philly! But to remove a team from a town with great sports traditions and history was a shit move and not a good look for the league, in my own humble opinion. Did the Liberty need a complete overhaul to the logo and brand? Yes, absolutely. The bell logo is overused. But that team absolutely should have stayed in Philly.
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