Dear teammates,
Do you consider yourself a winner? Because you should. You’re nice enough, you’re smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you. Now, you may say to yourself, “How do all of those things contribute to success on the football field? It’s a super nice thing you to say, manic, but seriously, how?” To which I respond with a resounding, “They don’t! Not even a little bit!” But hey, if you can’t win on the football field, you should at least win off the football field. Now, it’s important to note that this team is, at the moment, playing very, very well. You should all be proud! But, as some of you may not know, I am absolutely fantastic at helping to get teams to the big game, and then choking, and choking hard. Ask anyone that’s been on a team with me in the ISFL. I’ve lost something like 12 Ultimus games. But does that doom us to never win an Ultimini? Hell no! In fact, last time I was in KC I won one. So, you know, let’s be like those guys... or something. I dunno. Just do some good football.
Do you consider yourself a winner? Because you should. You’re nice enough, you’re smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you. Now, you may say to yourself, “How do all of those things contribute to success on the football field? It’s a super nice thing you to say, manic, but seriously, how?” To which I respond with a resounding, “They don’t! Not even a little bit!” But hey, if you can’t win on the football field, you should at least win off the football field. Now, it’s important to note that this team is, at the moment, playing very, very well. You should all be proud! But, as some of you may not know, I am absolutely fantastic at helping to get teams to the big game, and then choking, and choking hard. Ask anyone that’s been on a team with me in the ISFL. I’ve lost something like 12 Ultimus games. But does that doom us to never win an Ultimini? Hell no! In fact, last time I was in KC I won one. So, you know, let’s be like those guys... or something. I dunno. Just do some good football.
[OPTION]Johnny Snuggles || CB || Yellowknife Wraiths || Hall of Fame [OPTION]Height/Weight: 6'1", 205 [OPTION]Number: 21 [OPTION] Draft History: S13 #1 Overall [OPTION]=========================================== [OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:[OPTION] Ultimini Champs: S12 [OPTION] Defensive Rookie of the Year: S13 [OPTION] Pro Bowl: S14, S15, S16