being an orange, ottos dream home is quite diffeerent than most other peoples, the big needs would be a big sign that says NO JUICERS ALLOWED, a comfy chair to watch Syracuse games, high quality air conditioning (proabbly by Carrier) so that the poor dude dressed as otto doesnt die of overheating, JMA wireless internet and cellphone and finally, the whole thing has to be painted orange and dark blue. smaller needs would be such things as round beds and chairs to better accomodate ottos shape, a great kitchen capable of preparing many meals out of such things as blue devils, tar heels, huskies, cavaliers and whatever the hell a hoya is. It must also feature a separate residence for the immortal Jim Boeheim, as Otto has never not known the man, and doubts he will ever truly go away. one final thing, we need a door sign that says Dome sweet Dome.
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