Transcript of Recorded Presser, October 18th, 2054, Kyle Crane’s declaration to join DSFL
Crane: Alright thank you for that question, uhhh, let’s see….., 3rd row, left, Blue sweater, hit me.
ABC: Mr. Crane, some information about the crisis in Harran has been circulating, if we cou-
Crane: We? You mean me, right?
ABC: Yes, if you could talk about t-
Crane: No.
ABC: Sorry?
Crane: You deaf? No! Don't come to me with these godd*mn questions about Harran. Do you think I had my agent set up this press conference about me coming back into playing football to talk about very sensitive personal life topics, like my time in Harran?! Did you not read the press conference rules?! What's Number #1?! (Gestures to agent beside him) You put it there right?!
Flanegan: Yeah it’s right there *pat* *pat* (Flicks copy of Press conference rules), Numero Uno.
Crane: Why did you forget to read number 1?! NUMBER ONE! (Crane is violently shaking his copy of the rules).
ABC: sorry.
Crane: Your sorry! Good! Next time there ain’t gonna be time for you to say sorry! I’m sick and tired of these questions when I’m doing anything anymore! Get Harran out’cha d*mn mouth.
Flanegan: Mr.Crane doesn’t like to remember Harran in the slightest. I don't even like to remember my time with my exes guys! *Slight Chuckels come out from the room*. Alright alright, are we clear? (Gestures a thumbs up to the reporters, reporters nod back). Good, next question.
NSN: So Mr.Crane, do you have any exes you would like to talk about? (Room bursts into laughter). Serious question though, how has your time at Illinois prepared you for the DSFL?
Crane: Well thank you, I-
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Crane: Alright thank you for that question, uhhh, let’s see….., 3rd row, left, Blue sweater, hit me.
ABC: Mr. Crane, some information about the crisis in Harran has been circulating, if we cou-
Crane: We? You mean me, right?
ABC: Yes, if you could talk about t-
Crane: No.
ABC: Sorry?
Crane: You deaf? No! Don't come to me with these godd*mn questions about Harran. Do you think I had my agent set up this press conference about me coming back into playing football to talk about very sensitive personal life topics, like my time in Harran?! Did you not read the press conference rules?! What's Number #1?! (Gestures to agent beside him) You put it there right?!
Flanegan: Yeah it’s right there *pat* *pat* (Flicks copy of Press conference rules), Numero Uno.
Crane: Why did you forget to read number 1?! NUMBER ONE! (Crane is violently shaking his copy of the rules).
ABC: sorry.
Crane: Your sorry! Good! Next time there ain’t gonna be time for you to say sorry! I’m sick and tired of these questions when I’m doing anything anymore! Get Harran out’cha d*mn mouth.
Flanegan: Mr.Crane doesn’t like to remember Harran in the slightest. I don't even like to remember my time with my exes guys! *Slight Chuckels come out from the room*. Alright alright, are we clear? (Gestures a thumbs up to the reporters, reporters nod back). Good, next question.
NSN: So Mr.Crane, do you have any exes you would like to talk about? (Room bursts into laughter). Serious question though, how has your time at Illinois prepared you for the DSFL?
Crane: Well thank you, I-
Transcript Ends
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