02-20-2023, 01:43 AM
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SHAZAM! with Shazam Hefner - Quick Glimpse into future interview with Derrick Prince
SH: Derrick, we gotta talk about your play last season. It was…forgive me for saying it, terrible. Our fantasy draft boards had you pegged as the one receiver in the whole Cape Town Crash room that you were the only one they “wouldn’t count on for any sort of consistent fantasy production”. Stacking up your ratings among other receivers from the Season 36 draft, your stats are abysmal compared to your compatriots - shit, they’re on Cloud 9, you’re not even in their atmosphere. It seems like you’ve sold out, gone Hollywood, focused more on your branding compared to your play. What are you planning on doing to make sure this season is a game changer?
DP: Shazam…athletes are born everyday. Grit and determination, not so much. Yeah, I put up an underwhelming season, so what? You can’t shoot me for trying. For the product stuff - if you get your name out there, who cares if your performance is lacking. So many of the guys in the NFL, they fade away into obscurity. When’s the last time you heard about Roddy White, or Dont’a Hightower, or Takeo Spikes? They all fade away into nothing, like tears in rain. Me? I wanna make sure I have something. Mark my words, Shazam. One day, you’ll see me on a billboard in Times Square, or Picadilly Circus, or Shibuya Crossing. And you’ll know I left my mark.
SH: Prince, the question was what you were gonna do this season.
(257. I know i have a PT pass i just didnt wanna do OT)
SH: Derrick, we gotta talk about your play last season. It was…forgive me for saying it, terrible. Our fantasy draft boards had you pegged as the one receiver in the whole Cape Town Crash room that you were the only one they “wouldn’t count on for any sort of consistent fantasy production”. Stacking up your ratings among other receivers from the Season 36 draft, your stats are abysmal compared to your compatriots - shit, they’re on Cloud 9, you’re not even in their atmosphere. It seems like you’ve sold out, gone Hollywood, focused more on your branding compared to your play. What are you planning on doing to make sure this season is a game changer?
DP: Shazam…athletes are born everyday. Grit and determination, not so much. Yeah, I put up an underwhelming season, so what? You can’t shoot me for trying. For the product stuff - if you get your name out there, who cares if your performance is lacking. So many of the guys in the NFL, they fade away into obscurity. When’s the last time you heard about Roddy White, or Dont’a Hightower, or Takeo Spikes? They all fade away into nothing, like tears in rain. Me? I wanna make sure I have something. Mark my words, Shazam. One day, you’ll see me on a billboard in Times Square, or Picadilly Circus, or Shibuya Crossing. And you’ll know I left my mark.
SH: Prince, the question was what you were gonna do this season.
(257. I know i have a PT pass i just didnt wanna do OT)
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