02-20-2023, 02:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-20-2023, 02:09 PM by Quasi. Edited 1 time in total.)
Interviewer: We're here with Sticky Hands, who just got drafted to the Norfolk Seawolves. Sticky Hands, your performance in the prospect bowl sure had it's moments. What do you attribute your success to?
Sticky Hands: Thank you, it was a great series of games. Honestly, I think it was just a matter of focus and concentration. I've been practicing really hard, and I think it paid off on the field. The game I had with the 65 yard rush for a touch down was a career best for me.
Interviewer: We couldn't help but notice that your hands seem to be covered in honey and you're making a mess of the podium.
Sticky Hands: Hey man, that's out of bounds. I nearly lost my life in my youth when I was struck by lightning while being chased by a swarm of bees. Now, I forever ooze honey when my palms sweat. I turned a disaster into a treasured gift by helping to feed the hungry in Africa. Serving my self-made honey on english muffins made those kids so happy. I'll always be proud of my work with charities.
Interviewer: That's really interesting. Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
Sticky Hands: (laughs) Yeah, I've got a few. I always listen to the same playlist before every game, and I have to eat a english muffin covered with my self-made honey exactly two hours before kickoff. I know it sounds a little crazy, but it works for me.
Interviewer: Hey, whatever works, right? (laughs) Well, congratulations on a getting drafted, Sticky. We'll be looking forward to seeing more of you on the field.
Sticky Hands: Thank you, I appreciate it.
Sticky Hands: Thank you, it was a great series of games. Honestly, I think it was just a matter of focus and concentration. I've been practicing really hard, and I think it paid off on the field. The game I had with the 65 yard rush for a touch down was a career best for me.
Interviewer: We couldn't help but notice that your hands seem to be covered in honey and you're making a mess of the podium.
Sticky Hands: Hey man, that's out of bounds. I nearly lost my life in my youth when I was struck by lightning while being chased by a swarm of bees. Now, I forever ooze honey when my palms sweat. I turned a disaster into a treasured gift by helping to feed the hungry in Africa. Serving my self-made honey on english muffins made those kids so happy. I'll always be proud of my work with charities.
Interviewer: That's really interesting. Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
Sticky Hands: (laughs) Yeah, I've got a few. I always listen to the same playlist before every game, and I have to eat a english muffin covered with my self-made honey exactly two hours before kickoff. I know it sounds a little crazy, but it works for me.
Interviewer: Hey, whatever works, right? (laughs) Well, congratulations on a getting drafted, Sticky. We'll be looking forward to seeing more of you on the field.
Sticky Hands: Thank you, I appreciate it.