During a training camp press conference, Mary Marie was asked by a particularly combative member of the press whether she really believed that her "excessive and frivolous lifestyle of constant partying" would be suitable to the "hefty demands of mind and body" placed on "quality" DSFL players. In response, Marie had this to say:
"I firmly believe that partying and football go hand in hand. If I ever stopped partying, I would have to stop playing football. After a game, I party, and after a party, I practice. I live and thrive in this harmonious cycle, and any disruption would make me a worse player. Both activities are massively self-destructive, and in that self-destruction they both allow me to rebuild myself into someone better and wiser. Plus a bit of [REDACTED] after a game really helps to deal with the pain."
Marie was fined $20,000 by the league for outwardly declaring her usage of hard drugs and for referring to the sport as "self-destructive", as the league considers these statements to be "detrimental to the pristine image of the DSFL".
"I firmly believe that partying and football go hand in hand. If I ever stopped partying, I would have to stop playing football. After a game, I party, and after a party, I practice. I live and thrive in this harmonious cycle, and any disruption would make me a worse player. Both activities are massively self-destructive, and in that self-destruction they both allow me to rebuild myself into someone better and wiser. Plus a bit of [REDACTED] after a game really helps to deal with the pain."
Marie was fined $20,000 by the league for outwardly declaring her usage of hard drugs and for referring to the sport as "self-destructive", as the league considers these statements to be "detrimental to the pristine image of the DSFL".