Detective Crashmore was once asked whether or not he is actually Santa Claus, and he blew the fuck up. Rightfully so, to be fair with you. He specifically told all of the local writers not to ask if he was Santa Claus. It is in his contract. That contract pays him five mil, that's called his quote. That means if he signs somewhere else, no matter how shitty he was before, he will still make five mil. He doesn't have to do shit. He's crazier than hell. Anyway back to the Santa Claus thing, he lost it on the reporter. In the locker room after that press conference he could be heard asking aloud "He said that? That asshole." By all accounts he was still fuming when he left the locker room after practice, and one anonymous source said that on his way out of the stadium he told security "Don't save any caskets." Moral of the story, don't mess with Crashmore. Nothing else to see here.
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