02-24-2023, 03:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-24-2023, 03:07 PM by MMFLEX. Edited 1 time in total.)
You know those reporters that ask you the dumbest fucking questions? After our first preseason game of the season, IceBear's Mom, from the Put Out Journal asked me "How are you feeling after the change to defensive tackle?" I'm just like... Really lady? Did you not watch me at all in the DSFL and notice me tackling my opponent instead of blocking them? Like, this was coming. Everyone knew I was a better fit on defense. Of course I feel great because now I'm not getting a penalty every time I take some motherfucker to the ground. I don't even know how we won and Ultimini with all the penalties I accumulated, but the other side of the ball is where I belong. I don't have the patience for dumb questions. So, next time a reporter asks me a dumb question I'm going to give a dumb answer. And, if you're IceBears's Mom again to ask me a question like that, just know that you're the butt of the whole team's jokes. smh Audrey.
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