As a seasoned veteran in the professional football realm, Dante King is no stranger to media appearances. He's heard it all over the course of his career, but early on this season a reporter managed to strike a nerve with a question that went too far. "Dante," the reporter asked, "who would win in a fight - one Luke Quick sized Busch Goose or one hundred Busch Goose sized Luke Quicks?" This question is, frankly, beyond the pale and the reporter should be ashamed of himself for asking it. Dante had to take a moment to collect himself and gather his thoughts before spitting out the only answer that he could muster through his rage: "Obviously, I would rather fight one Luke Quick sized Busch Goose. As the size of the Goose scales up to over six feet tall, assuming the density of the duck stays constant, its legs would quickly lose the ability to hold up its massive body and it would simply crumple over in front of me. 100 little Luke Quicks would be terrifying. No more questions."
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