10. The absolute power of commissioner for a day. Unlike the NFL where the commissioner is the Owners whipping boy. The Commissioner of the ISFL wields undeniable, absolute power, like the DIvine Right of Kings. With that power what would I do? Well first I would bring back the Philadelphia Liberty. Best branding in the ISFL and we only knew you so long. And then I would move a team to Saskatoon and rebrand them to the Jellies, with a cute anime jellyfish as their logo. I would also ban K/P. It's a discussion I’ve seen in the DSFL server. Not sure if it’s a meme, but it kind of makes sense that a teams “field goal ability” would be neutral for both teams. But I’m not sure. It seems to be a good position. I would also up the required QBs per team to 2. And institute a rule that the back-up QB needs to play 2 games minimum. Spice it up a bit, let more people play QB. We all know that's the position people really want. I would also keep those color rush weeks. That was a great idea and really let the user's creativity flow. I would make it a contest too. Bring a vote to the fans and give the best team a bonus. Probably money. Speaking of. More of it. The user’s deserve more money, so I would boost the ISFL economy with 20mil in every user’s bank account. Surely that won’t cause an unreasonable rise in TPE or something.
All the ideas above are great, so memes. So I would actually push. But there are a few things that sets ISFL different from other leagues. Like the My TPE checklist in the top right for starters. But one thing I would like to see is a Resources page of some sort. I feel like sometimes when I’m trying to make a sig, or changing up my sig, that there’s no place for signature resources. I’m talking how to make a drop-down box with player stats. Cute little buttons available to link Player and Update pages. And for some reason the other day it took me forever to find the team color hex codes, and it really was frustrating. But I think a small little page with how to style your sigs with stats and links to pages could go a long way.
18. RE #38 is a dominant player. I don’t think there’s an archetype, but Presence DE would be #38’s. The way he lines up on the line, the swagger when walking down the tunnel. It’s like Marshawn Lynch but without the weird candy thing. Offensive lineman who line up across from RE #38 are terrified. The dude doesn’t even have a name? Is he some sort of government experiment? Did his parents never love him? Does he have a soul? All these questions run through O-Lineman’s heads has they feel the icy cold grip of fear wrap around their hearts. Then they get put on their ass and their QB is sacked. It’s that fast. Really though. RE #38 is a team player. Someone who will be vocal in the locker room, cheer on and support his other teammates and post memes all the time. And RE #38 hopes to hit the weight room consistently, unlike his spiritual past Triple Option.
24. We’re going to take you way back to the 1990s. Back when one corporation was consolidating its power. Over 30 years ago in the time of magic and wonder. We are going to sell out the Ultimus Half-Time show to whatever major studio wants to market their next film on the field. Or whatever theme park needs a boost in ticket sales. We’re even greedy enough to have the Half-Time not only brought to you by a company, but be the entire show as a commercial. We’re talking fifteen straight minutes of a company trying to sell you a product. You’ll be forced to watch or you will be made an outcast in society. If you’re not talking about this product at work the following day, then you will be ostracized. You consume and therefore you exist. Buy our product. Visit our theme parks. Watch our movies. Only we can keep your dopamine levels up with our products. But think of all the money it’ll make the league and said company at the expense of the viewer.
All the ideas above are great, so memes. So I would actually push. But there are a few things that sets ISFL different from other leagues. Like the My TPE checklist in the top right for starters. But one thing I would like to see is a Resources page of some sort. I feel like sometimes when I’m trying to make a sig, or changing up my sig, that there’s no place for signature resources. I’m talking how to make a drop-down box with player stats. Cute little buttons available to link Player and Update pages. And for some reason the other day it took me forever to find the team color hex codes, and it really was frustrating. But I think a small little page with how to style your sigs with stats and links to pages could go a long way.
18. RE #38 is a dominant player. I don’t think there’s an archetype, but Presence DE would be #38’s. The way he lines up on the line, the swagger when walking down the tunnel. It’s like Marshawn Lynch but without the weird candy thing. Offensive lineman who line up across from RE #38 are terrified. The dude doesn’t even have a name? Is he some sort of government experiment? Did his parents never love him? Does he have a soul? All these questions run through O-Lineman’s heads has they feel the icy cold grip of fear wrap around their hearts. Then they get put on their ass and their QB is sacked. It’s that fast. Really though. RE #38 is a team player. Someone who will be vocal in the locker room, cheer on and support his other teammates and post memes all the time. And RE #38 hopes to hit the weight room consistently, unlike his spiritual past Triple Option.
24. We’re going to take you way back to the 1990s. Back when one corporation was consolidating its power. Over 30 years ago in the time of magic and wonder. We are going to sell out the Ultimus Half-Time show to whatever major studio wants to market their next film on the field. Or whatever theme park needs a boost in ticket sales. We’re even greedy enough to have the Half-Time not only brought to you by a company, but be the entire show as a commercial. We’re talking fifteen straight minutes of a company trying to sell you a product. You’ll be forced to watch or you will be made an outcast in society. If you’re not talking about this product at work the following day, then you will be ostracized. You consume and therefore you exist. Buy our product. Visit our theme parks. Watch our movies. Only we can keep your dopamine levels up with our products. But think of all the money it’ll make the league and said company at the expense of the viewer.