14. Everyone loves expansion. Me included. It can inject new life into the league and there is always a buzz when it comes to branding and coach and player selections. Whether the timing is right at this juncture is debatable, but we're gonna dream about the next ISFL expansion team.
Canada is much under represented in the league with only the Yellowknife Wraiths at this point, so we're gonna make the second entry in the Great White North. We will be headed almost due south to a somewhat warmer area, and we'll set up shop in the best province in Canada and the first National Park in Canada as well.
Any guesses? That's right. Its Banff. With the best views in the entire world as a backdrop, the obviously open air stadium would be the highlight on the ISFL tour. The area is already a massive attraction to millions of visitors each year, packing the stadium with local diehards and and curious visitors would be easy. And being home to so many great potential mascots and team names, but we'll go with Mountaineers this time around. With their deadly ice picks and hardiness, no one would dare challenge them when the ball is up for grabs. The mascot would look very similar to Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer fame. Or Brett Keisel. Take your pick.
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Some of the highlights of the concession would be the stronger Canadian Beer, Caesars as well as Beaver Tails. Basically sugared fried dough with a plethora of toppings and well worth the calories. Also a must on any Canadian menu would be poutine, ketchup chips and nanaimo bars. Every 30 feet of the concourse would be home to a Tim Hortons as required by law. No excuse for going hungry and thirsty here.
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18. The season is over and well Stetson David was just getting going as it ended. A very late create and waiver claim by the Kansas City Coyotes, David never got a ton of time to wow the scouts and DSFL execs on the field. So we are stuck with improving our draft with impressive writing skills.
As a possession receiver, Stetson knows the value of high end hands. Because he will never match up speed wise to the speed demons in the league, he will have to rely on his ability to run clean routes and reliability when the ball is thrown his way. He also plans to work like a madman studying film of opposing DBs and making them his bitches every week. An unmatched attention to detail and the desire to be better every day, make Stetson the smart choice come draft day. Did I mention he has an exceptional smile?
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24. Wanna see the best half time show of all time? Book my favourite band as well as The Only Band Ever. Alexisonfire. With an already pumped up crowd from an exciting first half, AOF would keep the party going with one of their many many hit songs. Starting out with a classic like .44 caliber love letter and going all the way to the brand new stuff, the crowd might forget they are even attending a football game.
While you're super entertained by the music, there would also be monster trucks roaring around the stage, hopefully not tearing up the field as they go along. And not to be outdone, there would also be a simulated dog fight overhead. With Tom Cruise and the cast of Top Gun 1 and 2, we'd get to see their actual flying skills and how many of the young hot shots "Maverick" could take out on his own.
A waiver would need to be signed by all fans
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Canada is much under represented in the league with only the Yellowknife Wraiths at this point, so we're gonna make the second entry in the Great White North. We will be headed almost due south to a somewhat warmer area, and we'll set up shop in the best province in Canada and the first National Park in Canada as well.
Any guesses? That's right. Its Banff. With the best views in the entire world as a backdrop, the obviously open air stadium would be the highlight on the ISFL tour. The area is already a massive attraction to millions of visitors each year, packing the stadium with local diehards and and curious visitors would be easy. And being home to so many great potential mascots and team names, but we'll go with Mountaineers this time around. With their deadly ice picks and hardiness, no one would dare challenge them when the ball is up for grabs. The mascot would look very similar to Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer fame. Or Brett Keisel. Take your pick.
Some of the highlights of the concession would be the stronger Canadian Beer, Caesars as well as Beaver Tails. Basically sugared fried dough with a plethora of toppings and well worth the calories. Also a must on any Canadian menu would be poutine, ketchup chips and nanaimo bars. Every 30 feet of the concourse would be home to a Tim Hortons as required by law. No excuse for going hungry and thirsty here.
300 words
18. The season is over and well Stetson David was just getting going as it ended. A very late create and waiver claim by the Kansas City Coyotes, David never got a ton of time to wow the scouts and DSFL execs on the field. So we are stuck with improving our draft with impressive writing skills.
As a possession receiver, Stetson knows the value of high end hands. Because he will never match up speed wise to the speed demons in the league, he will have to rely on his ability to run clean routes and reliability when the ball is thrown his way. He also plans to work like a madman studying film of opposing DBs and making them his bitches every week. An unmatched attention to detail and the desire to be better every day, make Stetson the smart choice come draft day. Did I mention he has an exceptional smile?
153 words
24. Wanna see the best half time show of all time? Book my favourite band as well as The Only Band Ever. Alexisonfire. With an already pumped up crowd from an exciting first half, AOF would keep the party going with one of their many many hit songs. Starting out with a classic like .44 caliber love letter and going all the way to the brand new stuff, the crowd might forget they are even attending a football game.
While you're super entertained by the music, there would also be monster trucks roaring around the stage, hopefully not tearing up the field as they go along. And not to be outdone, there would also be a simulated dog fight overhead. With Tom Cruise and the cast of Top Gun 1 and 2, we'd get to see their actual flying skills and how many of the young hot shots "Maverick" could take out on his own.
A waiver would need to be signed by all fans
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S42 Ultimini Champ
S42 DSFL MOP, DSFL MVP, DSFL ALL-PRO
S44 Ultimus Champ
