10. Through a random lottery drawing, you have been named the league's new commissioner for a day. Congrats! What improvements would you make to the league if you had the power to do whatever you wanted?
AT LAST! Attention league members! It is I, your beloved platanocat and new leader! I shall make Swanty rue the day that he decided to have a lottery drawing for league commissioner as an act of good faith to gain the favor of his constituents. For WE have the power now! My very first act as commissioner: Ban Swanty! He sure THINKS he's in charge, editing the website, personally selecting who wins awards, and deciding who will win the championship each season. BUT NO MORE. I admit. This is more of a selfish move. But I would be nothing without the support of my people! I would implement immediate changes to the merch shop. WE NEED MORE COLOR OPTIONS FOR OUR TEAM MERCH! ALSO! How is it that the previous FAILED leadership opened a football merchandise store that has NO JERSEY OPTIONS! It's like they WANTED this coup to happen!
Additionally; under Swanty's rule everyone was so kind and everything so peaceful. We as a league can now unite with one voice that we need entertainment! I will create a weekly punishment thread! Hosted every Saturday night. Users with the snarkiest comments and best copy pastas will be highlighted throughout the week on the forum home page. Naturally, this will mean we will need a crack team of justice inquisitors (hand selected by me of course) who will work around the clock making sure all of my rules are followed. These brave keyboard warriors will be well compensated for their patriotism; with full PT and OT passes as well as a hefty payout.
Now some of you may have concerns about the drastic changes that will be taking place. But rest assured The ISFL will continue to be the best that it can be. Just with me at the helm of this great adventure.
Also: there will be free bagels in the break room.
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AT LAST! Attention league members! It is I, your beloved platanocat and new leader! I shall make Swanty rue the day that he decided to have a lottery drawing for league commissioner as an act of good faith to gain the favor of his constituents. For WE have the power now! My very first act as commissioner: Ban Swanty! He sure THINKS he's in charge, editing the website, personally selecting who wins awards, and deciding who will win the championship each season. BUT NO MORE. I admit. This is more of a selfish move. But I would be nothing without the support of my people! I would implement immediate changes to the merch shop. WE NEED MORE COLOR OPTIONS FOR OUR TEAM MERCH! ALSO! How is it that the previous FAILED leadership opened a football merchandise store that has NO JERSEY OPTIONS! It's like they WANTED this coup to happen!
Additionally; under Swanty's rule everyone was so kind and everything so peaceful. We as a league can now unite with one voice that we need entertainment! I will create a weekly punishment thread! Hosted every Saturday night. Users with the snarkiest comments and best copy pastas will be highlighted throughout the week on the forum home page. Naturally, this will mean we will need a crack team of justice inquisitors (hand selected by me of course) who will work around the clock making sure all of my rules are followed. These brave keyboard warriors will be well compensated for their patriotism; with full PT and OT passes as well as a hefty payout.
Now some of you may have concerns about the drastic changes that will be taking place. But rest assured The ISFL will continue to be the best that it can be. Just with me at the helm of this great adventure.
Also: there will be free bagels in the break room.
Total: 314