So listen, Donte Darius is a very handsome individual right? His face would be a perfect mug for any film, but especially an action film. So the production crew has pitched 3 ideas to him. The first is an action movie revolving around being a high class weapons dealer for the FBI until all of a sudden North Korea invaded and he has to fend them off. Plot number 2 is a comedy film where he is the co-star alongside Will Ferrell where they win the lottery and split their winnings, eventually spending their money on increasingly dumber and dumber things until they go broke and have to work at a convenience store to make money. Plot number 3 involves a ridiculous story surrounding Darius having a drink at a bar and being transported to another dimension where he challenges for the UFC heavyweight championship? That one is weird that is so unbelievable it would never happen in real life.
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