Whoa, you might be halfway there but National Treasure is a fraction of a halfway there. First, the dumbass joined midway (partway?) through the season which didn't help anything. He blamed car troubles.
Once he finally got to the ISFL headquarters, he was all turned around. Registration was similar to the college game. So far so good. They didn't have an option for Offensive Weapon with a Mediocre Dong on the signup sheet so he checked 'vertical threat'. Whatever that means. He hopes it meant "Treasure run fast."
Treasure supposes the next step will be the waiver wire, free agency would be too difficult. He's never heard of some of these teams. Where even is Tijuana anyway? The Declaration of Independence made no mention of foreigners. Or maybe it did, National Treasure didn't go to college to play school.
Regardless, Treasure is looking forward to playing some good ol fashioned football. Mashing meat with the boys. Scoring TD's and blowing kisses to the pretty men and women in the stands. Coming to a city near you, possibly. probably? As we've established, geography isn't Treasure's strong suit.
(183)
Once he finally got to the ISFL headquarters, he was all turned around. Registration was similar to the college game. So far so good. They didn't have an option for Offensive Weapon with a Mediocre Dong on the signup sheet so he checked 'vertical threat'. Whatever that means. He hopes it meant "Treasure run fast."
Treasure supposes the next step will be the waiver wire, free agency would be too difficult. He's never heard of some of these teams. Where even is Tijuana anyway? The Declaration of Independence made no mention of foreigners. Or maybe it did, National Treasure didn't go to college to play school.
Regardless, Treasure is looking forward to playing some good ol fashioned football. Mashing meat with the boys. Scoring TD's and blowing kisses to the pretty men and women in the stands. Coming to a city near you, possibly. probably? As we've established, geography isn't Treasure's strong suit.
(183)