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The Grey Ducks have started out at a respectable 3-2 with an unfortunately negative point spread so far but still a lot of positives to come out so far. First we got the most honks/60 of any other team and secondly we have something that no one else has, me Dan Dandrews. My job is to protect our quarterback at any means necessary, letting it so they can get these three wins so far. I don't really know how playoffs work in the league but I can ensure you that we're making it in, Dan the Man is on the job so of course we're winning. He's an offensive lineman so he obviously isn't winning any awards but having the third most pancakes in the world is enough to make some noise. If there was an award for just OLs then Dan would have a shot. Maybe he can protect his quarterback so well that they can win the MVP, then Dan will basically have an award by proxy.
The Grey Ducks have started out at a respectable 3-2 with an unfortunately negative point spread so far but still a lot of positives to come out so far. First we got the most honks/60 of any other team and secondly we have something that no one else has, me Dan Dandrews. My job is to protect our quarterback at any means necessary, letting it so they can get these three wins so far. I don't really know how playoffs work in the league but I can ensure you that we're making it in, Dan the Man is on the job so of course we're winning. He's an offensive lineman so he obviously isn't winning any awards but having the third most pancakes in the world is enough to make some noise. If there was an award for just OLs then Dan would have a shot. Maybe he can protect his quarterback so well that they can win the MVP, then Dan will basically have an award by proxy.