Luigi Numberone decided to do what he does best: give little kids joy. To that end, he acted out in a play with his older brother and a couple of friends for the local Dallas Life homeless shelter. He remains really bad at picking parts, as he ended up giving himself more of a bit part compared to his friends and family. At the very least, unlike some other possible plays he could have put on, he did not end up trapping himself in a painting, getting insulted and talked down to by a door, or getting himself stuck in the air suspended by balloons. He was pleased to note that the play had been a roaring success, far beyond his wildest hopes, and believes that he has given Dallas Life a massive financial boost for the foreseeable future. As a final activity for the day, he also played soccer against all the kids at Dallas Life at once, ending the game 4-5.
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