09-17-2017, 02:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-17-2017, 02:58 AM by TheMemeMaestro.)
The best name in all of the NSFL actually comes from a former Colorado Yeti player, now on the Las Vegas Legion. No name in the NSFL is cooler than the one of Blaster Blade, Defensive end. Just his name strikes fear into the hearts of his opponents. So first off, you got a Blaster. Could be like an Iron Man hand cannon, could be a straight up gun, either way it is really cool. The secondly, you have Blade. Blade like the Vampire Hunter. Blade like a piercing weapon used to strike through the hearts of your enemies. Maybe I got a little too carried away there, but it is a bad-ass name. If you hear the name Blaster Blade and don't immediately get scared, then you are a man (or woman, I don't judge) of no fear. There are other strong candidates, but none of them are truly bad-ass as much as they are fun to say. Kendrick Hendrix, Shjon Finkenlarkin, and of course, Sinjin Flimjollywop, among others, are all great names, but I do not believe that there is a better name in the NSFL than Blaster Blade, the player with the coolest name in the league.